Tuesday, December 13, 2016

Ninja Attempts Trump Assassination!

You knew it would happen. Just too many people are upset. Well it turns out that last night a Chinese ninja Mcgyver type tried to wiggle past Secret Service who promptly shut him down.

College Student Arrested After Carrying "Weapons" Into Trump Tower

"A 19-year-old college student was arrested Monday night after carrying a backpack full of weapons into Trump Tower, the New York Daily News reports.

Wang showed up at Trump Tower about 6:35 p.m. Monday and tried to get in at a checkpoint. When his bag set off the metal detector, the Secret Service moved in and asked him to open it. The Secret Service found an M-100 firework, a Swiss Army knife, a flashlight, handcuffs, an 8-foot black rope, a clear water gun, a laptop and a garrote, which of course is a wire that can be used to strangle someone.

Wang told police there were more explosives in his Upper East Side dorm room, according to the Daily News. In his dorm room police found more fireworks inside a military-style ammunition box. But they found no evidence of any connection to a terror or militia group and found no firearms.

Sources said Wang’s roommate told police that while they rarely talk, Wang never indicated he advocated violence and never made any threatening statements."

LOL! This Wang is a real dick!


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